~Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.~
~Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.~
~If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one! ~
~Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.~
~Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.~
~He who laughs last, thinks slowest.~
~When all is said and done more is said than done.~
~I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!~
~I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.~
~I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.~
~I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you! ~
~Has your mind ever just gone blank? Well sometimes that happens to me and...WHAT? What was I talking about? My mind just went blank. ~
~Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!~
~Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt tew goed..~.
~Did you know by reading this you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?~
~Don't Worry!, I dont know where I am either.~
~I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.~
~Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. ~
~The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.~
~People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.~
~I do what my cheerios tell me.~
~Ahhh! MOO! The evil cows are attacking me! MOO! Can't you hear them?! MOOOOOOO! Ah make it stop! MOOMY!!!!!!! ~
~I'm having a staring contest with my monitor.~
~I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.~
~Ever stop to think and forget to start again? ~
~Learn from yesterday, live for today, party tomorrow. ~
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~I guess I shoudn't have taken the blue pills with the pink pills with the green pills with the purple pills with the orange pills.~
~Live everyday of your life like your ass is on fire!~
~Life is like toilet paper, the shorter the roll gets the faster is goes. So use each little square all ya can.~
~There are to many wishing stars in the sky so why isn't mine working?~
~My T-shirt would look great on your bedroom floor!~
~I'm looking for as much trouble as possible. Can you get me in some?~
~Talk to my ass cause my head is tired of listening! ~
~Make me believe that this place isn't plagued by the poisen in me. ~
~I'm the sweetest thang you'll ever know, so baby don't ever let me go.~
~Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.~
~I never thought that I could want someone so much... ~
~Today is not my day, cause the sun just won't shine my way.
Let all your guys be CANADIAN but all your kisses FRENCH.~
~First a fire, then flame...I'm a girl no guy can tame!~
~Every girl wants one guys to meet her needs, but aevery guys wants all the girls to meet his one need.~
~It's not cheating if you like what you get.~
~I love everyone...except you...or you...ew especially you...Not you either...but I do love ME!~
~I love everyone...except you...or you...ew especially you...Not you either...but I do love YOU!~
~Don't kiss at the garden gate, for love is blind but neighbors aint!~
~Heaven won't take me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.~
~God made the land, god made the sea, god needed a princess so he made me!~
~All My Life I Prayed For Someone Like You , And I Thank God That I Finally Found You~
~You have to kiss alot of toads before you get your prince charming.~
~Pardon me while I burst into flames.........I'm tried of this world.~
~*Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel.
Does that make me a nut?* ~
~I thought that U+ME=Never, but it turned out that it meant 4ever~
~u kno what? u need 2 call 1-800 get-a-life and stop revolving around mine!~ ~If I kiss him will he stop talking?~
~Why do free thinkers all think alike?~
~Rosez r red Violetz r blu Suga iz sweet but revenge iz 2~
~Do you come with a instruction manual cuz ur confussin me!~
~Women are stupider than men, because we date them.~
~Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.~
~Does the noise inside my head bother you?~
~i WeNt FrOm CaNdY aNd ToYz 2 CeLlPhOnEz AnD bOyZ~
~You! off my planet~
~I love not being you :)~
~did u know ur smart? smart as a cucumber on wheels!~
~Always remember your unique, just like everyone else!~
~* being with you is like fallin thro a deep dark hole, but in that hole i find something special, a treasure to behold*~
~Just cause your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!~
~Its worse than you think, they ARE out to get you!~